After numerous lineup changes, breakups, and releases, the legendary band Avant Shart is ready to release their FINAL statement upon the music world. Yes, they have broken up for real this time. For this release, every single past member of the band put their heads together and made something truly special. This is why society will remember the name "Avant Shart" for generations to come. God bless.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
-Jason Richbich eventually grew so rich that he bought his own third-world country and is now president of the Republic of Shartistan.
-Silly Willie used his production talents to produce numerous albums by up and coming indie-rock bands. He regularly does DJ sets with Jomz Muffy
-P.H. Ucker left music entirely and got his PhD in Gynecology. His practice is located in Ruckersville, Virginia.
-Hugh Janis lost his life in a car accident while taking a trip to the spot where James Dean died. His fortune was left to his dog, Boopo
-Mike Hawk refined his bass playing to the point where his abilities had reached perfection. His technique is currently being studied in order to create the Autobass-4200, a new kind of synthesized bass machine.
-Ben Dover divorced from Eileen but never abandoned his first love, music. He can often be found playing in dive bars and other small venues.
-Eileen Dover changed her name back Eileen D'rover and started a successful animal shelter.
-Jizzee returned to his professional wrestling career after his time in Avant Shart. His legendary winning streak was ended when the Ecuadorian wrestler Sex Tiger was able to pin him in the 5th round. His record is now 69-1
-Mike Oxlong was lost after the breakup, both emotionally and physically. Eventually, he discovered he was actually an old animatronic from Showbiz Pizza that was converted by Silly Willie into a guitar playing android. He now makes his living at a Chuck-E-Cheese, wearing the suit of the famous pizza-loving mouse.
-Jack Mehoff became a world-famous actor and starred in many acclaimed films, including the Viper biopic and a collaboration with his hero, Uwe Boll.
-Harry Johnson did literally nothing after the breakup. He holds the record for longest time spent on a couch (42000 hours).
-Moe Lester went back into the tape rooms and is currently remastering the Avant Shart discography for release on vinyl. It is a long process since it must be converted from digital to analog. The vinyl releases will drop in 2069.
-Grody Brody had the most successful solo career of any member of the band. He led the biggest band in the world with his bassist/wife Fuque Schitt. He tragically died after overdosing on every drug in the world during intercourse on stage.
-Mike Litoris spent many hours pondering why so many Avant Shart members were named Mike. He has released several books on the band and is considered the band's primary historian.
-Tye Tass moved to China and studied under the legendary Pai Mei for 12 years. He became so good that he surpassed his master and became the most powerful fighter in the known universe. He even learned how to save people from dying.
-Not much is known about the whereabouts of Joffry Gun. He has reportedly been sighted wearing a fake mustache in a Wendy's in Illinois.
-Fom Yolk is now an olympic swimmer, the first to have gills surgically implanted into his neck. His current record for holding his breath underwater is 14 days.

RIP AVANT SHART 2016-2018